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1.
Do not speak up Don't say a word Or else you know You might be heard whatever you say make sure you don´t Offend the fucked up nation we've become No gay, no black, no jewish jokes Dude are you fucking serious? You'll be labeled a racist bitch Dont even start with gender glitch Fucked up Nation Is what we're living in Argumentation Won't get you anywhere Pointing Fingers Is now saving the world Honest Opinions Get back to hell where you belong Don't say you like to eat bacon Some vegans might hear you and then You're just as fucked like you had said Fat girls are much better in bed Whatever you do don't admit If you think gays should not have kids And you use faggot and retard as swearwords You motherfucker Fucked up Nation Is what we're living in Argumentation Won't get you anywhere Pointing Fingers Is now saving the world Honest Opinions Get back to hell where you belong
2.
Take A Stand 03:26
Sometimes things don't feel right You tell yourself its all good but you misunderstood that People are taking advantage of you Now you must take your fucking balls, be a man Take a Stand Tell these fuckers how you really feel They too might see it clear Dont end up worrying About shit like "what could have been?" Take a stand Your coworker tells you suck at this When you know he self is lazy as shit You can now go take it Or you can punch that cunt in the fucking face Take a Stand Tell these fuckers how you really feel They too might see it clear Dont end up worrying About shit like "what could have been?" Take a stand Your girlfriend tells you that she's had enough She's cheated on you and you're breaking up You can now go cry like a bitch Or you can yell at her, give her what she deserves Take a stand Ohh Take a Stand! Tell this bitch how you really feel She too might see it clear Dont end up worrying About shit like "what could have been" Take a stand
3.
Girl I want to be with you You're the only sun in my life I wish it was just us two I see the future, you're my wife And because I love you so much i decided to write you a song A song that sounds like all the others written by Blink 182 Woow. Woow. Teenage Lovesong. Woow. Woow. Record Sales, here we come. Now it took us like five Minutes to write the first part of this song And it took me another five because rhyming is hard... fuck And now I don't know how, you gonna react when you hear it Maybe your feelings for me break out like mine for you already did Woow. Woow. Teenage Lovesong. Woow. Woow. Record Sales, here we come. Guess you already thought, this song is only 4 Chords But surprise for you babe, here are three more You are so special to me, my one and only lady Maybe if you see, you gonna spread your legs for me Cause I wrote you a Woow. Woow. Teenage Lovesong. Record Sales here we come.
4.
Not too long ago I met a girl She doesnt know She is my world Looking so hot The cutest of smiles I wish she would stay With me for a while Now this girl she Studies at my uni And thats where i see Her smiling at me I start wondering Does she have a boyfriend? It makes me insane I dont even know her name Reverse Cowgirl I miss you Reverse Cowgirl I haven't seen you in so long Reverse Cowgirl That's what i wanted you to be Reverse Cowgirl Riding on top of me Swimming Lesson She's my teacher Now I remember Just how i know her She used to be at my school Was my biggest crush But i wasn't cool Or good looking enough So I did what fools do When they fall in love Wrote her a song Well maybe it works Now I dont know What she might say Dont care anymore She is my fantasy Reverse Cowgirl Why are you doing this to me Reverse Cowgirl Just come over have sex with me Reverse Cowgirl Well, I just wanted you to know Reverse Cowgirl I wrote this song here just for you Reverse Cowgirl I miss you Reverse Cowgirl I haven't seen you in so long Reverse Cowgirl Well i just wanted you to be Reverse Cowgirl Riding on top of me
5.
Interlude 00:15
6.
I've always been a great fan on modern pornography Especially when I get it real life P-O-V and 3-D Girls be screaming they want more and ask if that is all I got I can't last longer than two minutes cause thats just so fucking hot Especially when she does my favourite things I go insane She sucks my dick until I come and swallows everything I came That's what she's like the perfect girl, a mix of scientist and Pornstar And guess what she's so fuckin awesome she'd even blow me in my car Horny Hot Naughty all the time That's a blowjob Angel Yeah Hypothetic Theoretic Wishful thinking's what it is Because as far as I'm concerned a girl like this just don't exist So my daydream goes like "Knock knock, an angel's waiting at the door" And sucking dick is what she has been sent from heaven to earth for But in the End if she is supernatural does not matter As long as she goes down on me and i can shoot my sauce at her Eversince I got my first blowjob I firmly started to believe That angels really do exist, and they are coming down for me Horny Hot Naughty all the time That's a blowjob angel I believe angels do exist I am horny You're hot We're naughty all the time You're my blowjob angel I believe angels do exist
7.
Pride is what Keeps us apart Or is it fear, i cannot tell All we would need Is a new start I'm drowning in a wishing well I hope that You hear this Maybe you'll miss me like I miss you Come back anytime if you want My bed is big enough for two The only words I regret Are the ones that I Havent said I know that You feel just the same Love it really is a painful game I hope that You hear this Maybe you'll miss me like I miss you Come back anytime if you want My bed is big enough for two I hope that you hear this
8.
Hey dear what happened now? Why are you feeling so down? Why can't you meet up with me? I know it's far, is that what you mean? Or is there something else? I miss you so much This was her facebook message Makes me so aggressive Reading through it again And wondering what might have been Honey, Fuck your facebook message It's all past and that shit Cuts me like a knife Get the fuck out of my life Every night i feel just so lost alone in my bed And everyday i wish just that you were here I love you so much, please don't give up I don't want to lose you because of these stupid 700 kilometres This was her facebook message Makes me so aggressive Reading through it again And wonder what could have been Honey, Fuck your facebook message It's all past and that shit Cuts me like a knife Get the fuck out of my life Get the Fuck out of my life
9.
What did you say? Come at me bro This is fucking on Right here Right now Shit's about to go down Violence Is fucking stupid But hey you can't deny Sometimes It's fucking funny Getting into fights I dont know what I dont like about you And I dont fucking care And I guess that You feel the same as I do Well I'm standing right here Violence Is fucking stupid But hey you can't deny Sometimes It's fucking funny Getting into fights Fists were flying Noses broken We had a good fight Now let's drink As new friends Remember this night
10.
Fuck It All 02:09
Fuck it all I don't have enough middlefingers To explain how i'm feeling right now Fuck my past and fuck my future Right now I just wanna scream out loud Tonight's the night of reckless Screwed up my life today I'm just gettin' drunk as fuck and say Fuck it all All the girls i chat with ignore me All the guys just fucking bore me So i'm stuck here blackout drunk And sing a shitty punk rock song I'll just get drunk as fuck and say Fuck it all Fuck it all I'll go home watch porn and jerk off
11.
Heroine 03:40
What a sweet sensation It's all that i could have wished for Giving in to temptation And I'm as stupid as before Addicted to you Nothing in the world would make me smile But when I'm with you Holy Heavens surround me for a while Hear me weeping I'm all alone, I need you now Watch over me sleeping, I'm stuck in you I can't get out My Heroine, My Heroine She is my love, she is my sin My Heroine, My Heroine I love you so, you're in my skin What a sweet sensation It's all that i could have wished for Giving in to temptation And I'm as stupid as before Addicted to you Nothing in this world would make me smile But when I'm with you Holy Heavens surround me for a while Hear me weeping I'm all alone, I need you now Watch over me sleeping I'm stuck in you I can't get out My Heroine, My Heroine She is my love, she is my sin My Heroine, My Heroine I love you so, you're in my skin I want you to be with me I want to hold you Embrace me as I fall Hear my fading call My Heroine, My Heroine She is my love, she is my sin Whatever I do, I cant Win My Heroine, My Heroine My Heroine
12.
Time to end this hate Time to end these lies Time to meet your fate Here's your reason why Maddening Frustration building up from everywhere But there's a cure and it's the reason you are here Rage in your heart, anger in your mind, fuck it all Receive redemption through the sound of a guitar This is our chance This is our time Let us take our stands Laziness is crime Time to end this hate Time to end these lies Time to meet your fate Here's your reason why You feel the hate spreading from everywhere around you People discriminate and fear what they dont know Stupidity and Prejudice cause suffering Receive redemption through the sound of voices shouting Redemption's here

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All Music Written And Performed By The Members Of Turtle Attack Corporation.

Recorded By Konstantin Davy @ Downfall Studio In Vienna, Austria
Mixed By Konstantin Davy @ Downfall Studio In Vienna, Austria
Mastered By Thomas Fauland @ Output23 in Graz, Austria

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released June 6, 2015

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Turtle Attack Corporation Vienna, Austria

Turtle Attack Corporation was founded in 2013 in Vienna, when the singer Lo and the drummer Paul of the former school band Final Movement decided to start anew.
Soon the new bassist Matze joined the band and they started recording their first album TACO. During their final record sessions Stani, a befriended singer and guitarist, joined in.
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